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He's very jealous of his older brother Jesus, being the "favored one" and son of God and all that. He takes pleasure in making Jesus cry and pray by saying their mother made up the God story to cover up the real fact that Jesus was adopted. Craig doesn't give a damn about Jesus and has got incredible toilet humor with a perverted mindset. He's generally not labeled as a pleasant person unless you're of the female persuasion. Laws mean nothing to Craig and he pretty much sees them as challenges set by the local law enforcement - also he sees it as an opportunity to make fun of the Roman guards. He's got a personal goal of laying every lady in the testament and so far, has had two.

FAMILY: Jesus (brother, deceased), Mary (mother, deceased), Joseph (father, deceased)
FRIENDS: Judas, Beelz, Peter, Barabas, Salome
ACQUAINTENCES: Nazareth, Jerusalem
ENEMIES: Jesus
EX's: Lilith, Eve
CRUSHES: Anything with boobs.

Everyone knows Jesus, the man who healed the lame, well he's Jesus' brother. Craig Christ is his name. He hangs out with lepers, Barabas and Salome. Craig was the cool one in town, despite being younger than Jesus, and rather than sitting carving wood and talking to himself? he would be out flirting with girls in the market and dealing frankincense. He liked to make fun of Jesus' friends, or, Apostles - those dudes were totally gay. (Yeah, they were, don't act like you didn't think it.) While Jesus was off performing miracles from Galilee to Rome, Craig was caught up preaching how it'd be a miracle if Jesus brought a fucking lady home.

Because while Jesus was praying, fucking Craig was laying every lady in the Testament. He'd never die for anyone's sin like his famous kin but if you had a little sister he'd be interested. Jesus was their mother's favorite, all her love to him she gave. Still, there's no more sibling rivalry when Jesus is nailed to that tree. Now, rather than What Would Jesus Do, he's made it a point it's now Where Will You Be When the Craig Machine Comes Partying Through?

Recently he's worked a lot with AIG before trying out a simple little college town named Aiode Falls. His previous work includes Adolf Hitler - but even Craig pulled out of that one because his girlfriend at the time was a Nazi and he was only doing it to get some tail - and also Bill Gates and the creation of Microsoft.

Craig is partying it up, taking advantage of the night life at Aiode Falls. And the innocent, impressionable female college students. He teaches religious studies which is basically an hour of putting down Jesus and God, and how demons have better health care plans.